Friday 22 April 2011 (and a few days either side)
With the prospect of two long Bank Holiday weekends and a promising long-range forecast, when Andrew Phasey (of St Pancras Cruising Club) sent out an email inviting us to the Thames Easter Cruise with a PS of “Go boating. You know you want to”, we could not refuse.
Registration form duly completed and returned to Andrew, I immediately put the anchor from my garage and into the boot of the car (to avoid forgetting it as I did last time!).

Anchor, chain and warp duly installed and ready to be deployed.
I then wrote an email to my insurers to seek their approval for navigating the Thames in a convoy of boats (which they did without hesitation).
On our two previous Thames cruises, we did not have a VHF marine radio. Although there is a requirement to have one (plus qualified operator) on board when navigating the tidal section of the Thames, as we were travelling as part of a convoy (of which some boats had VHF), we were exempt from having one ourselves.
However, without having VHF, we missed out on important messages being passed between London VTS, marina / lock operations and other boat traffic. I decided therefore to try and enrol for the VHF course ASAP.
After searching through a number of web sites offering the RYA’s VHF Short Range Certificate course, I eventually found one being run on Sunday 17th April in Guildford. A quick phone call and I had booked my place on the course. I would of course also need a VHF radio, so following previously received advice, I placed an order for an ICOM M33 handheld radio.
On a glorious sunny Sunday, I attended the Tiller Sailing course on the 17th and passing the exam was now legally able to use the radio (which had arrived just a couple of days after being ordered).

ICOM M33 VHF Marine Radio
As I had to attend an event in London on Tuesday 19th (A-Team Group: The business and technology of low latency trading ), I had stayed on the boat in Packet Boat Marina from Saturday 16th (to do the VHF course on Sunday) and head to our Slough office on Monday. After work on Monday, I returned to PBM with the intention of moving the boat to Little Venice in the evening. With a couple of small jobs to do before setting off (emptying bins, toilet etc), I decided to start the engine and let it warm up. As always, the engine fired up first time, so leaving it on slow idle, I set about doing the jobs. Within 2-3 minutes, the engine stalled. It was then that I remembered I had turned the fuel tap off when I was last on the boat (something I don’t normally do), and I had now starved the engine of fuel. It then took another 15 minutes to prime the fuel line before I could get the engine to restart – oops.
With a glorious windless and sunny evening, I eventually arrived at Little Venice at around 21:30 (the usual 4.5 hour cruise). With the intention of continuing along the Regents canal later in the week, I had hoped to moor up between Harrow Road Bridge and Ha’penny Bridge on the Grand Union. Unfortunately, there was not a single free mooring all the way from Harrow Road to Little Venice – the usual mix of long-term “visitors”
.
Having never taken the boat down the Paddington Arm, I thought I would try for a mooring there first, and if unsuccessful would return back along the Grand Union towards Kensal Green. Passing Rembrandt Gardens, I saw a mooring space just after two moored boats on the port side. Mooring up as quickly as I could, I then realised why no one was moored there – it was under the rather noisy A40 Westway bypass. Fortunately, as the evening progressed, the noise from the traffic got quieter and I managed to get a good night’s sleep.


Moored under the A40 Westway
Then off to the A-Team event on Tuesday and back to the A40 mooring that evening.

It's not all concrete down here
Throughout the day on Tuesday, I had noticed that I was starting to lose my voice. By the morning and having had a rather uncomfortable night (made worse by the noise from the traffic), I was feeling rather unwell – I had caught the dreaded lurgi!

Looking back towards Little Venice
Rather than take the train to Slough and work from the office on Wednesday, I decided it would make more sense to work from the boat. I had a good quality 3-G signal and had plenty of work to do, and thought it better not to go passing my germs on to my colleagues in the office (although strongly suspect that was where I caught it from in the first place on Monday
).
At lunchtime, and with the outside temperature reaching 26C (and inside 32C!), I took a stroll down to the end of the Paddington Arm – something I had not done previously.
With names of Merchant Square, Waterline House and Waterside Estate and 2-3 bedroom flats costing £5k per month, the Paddington Arm has clearly gone up-market!
Passing some residential moorings and on the far side a length of visitor moorings (all fully occupied), as I approached the end of the Arm – surrounded by some very modern office buildings and shops, I spotted a couple of mooring spaces.
Overlooking the end of the canal is a modern Estate Security Office. On asking the well-dressed security guard about visitor moorings, he confirmed that the remaining spaces were indeed for visitors. Needless to say, to avoid another night under the A40, I quickly returned to the boat and set off the 0.5 miles to the end of the Paddington Arm.

Footbridge at the end of the Paddington Arm

The WaterLine marketting suite

View along the Paddington Arm (Paddington Station in the distance) - Tastoma is the first boat moored on the right

View back up the Paddington Arm
Bev travelled by train from Swansea, arriving in Paddington at 17:30. I met her on the platform and walked the 0.5 back to the boat.

A rather empty Little Venice (compared to next week when the IWA Cavalcade decends)

Thursday morning we set off, again in glorious sunshine, towards Limehouse arriving just after 19:00. As we pulled into the marina, we quickly spotted there were no available visitor moorings. However, on seeing us coming in, the skipper onboard Dutch Barge Bertillac called us over to moor alongside. On chatting to them later, we found they had planned crossing to Dunkirk. Unfortunately, within a very short time of setting off, an engine warning light had come on, and thus they sought refuge in Limehouse to await an Engineer (which on a Bank Holiday weekend was going to prove quite difficult).

Pirate Castle (Camden)

Old towers and new (I wouldn't mind betting those in the distance won't be there in 200 years!)
On looking at the other boats moored on the visitor moorings, we spotted Drawing Breath (Skipper: Don Ward) and later in the evening saw John Sheridan bringing Tarporley into the marina.

Sunset at Limehouse

City of Sheffield entering Limehouse from the Thames early on Friday morning

Doris Katia and Tarporley

Tarporley (all 72' of her)

Ernest (far left), Tastoma (far middle) and Dutch Barge Bertillac (far right)

Docklands Light Railway (DLR) overlooking Limehouse Marina


All lined up and ready to go!

Dutch barge Bertillac, Tastoma & Ernest (L-R)

Dutch barge Bertillac, en-route to Dunkirk (cut short by engine warning lights)
At 13:00 on Friday, and having already been joined by John and Margaret Gwalter on board Ernest (spelt correctly this time!), we had our safety brief with Andrew, Jeremy (BW Limehouse lock manager) and the remaining boat crews; Beryl Windsor (Anne Louise) and Kevin Davis (Peace of Pearce).

Follow Me, Follow You

Second locking. Tarporley, Tastoma & Peace of Pearse (L-R)

John Sheridan on board Tarporley

Kevin Davis, skipper of Peace of Pearce

Jan holding steady as the water lowers


Limehouse riverside lock gates open to reveal our colleagues from the first locking out waiting for us to join them

Limehouse lock with Tarporley and Peace of Pearce preparing to join the Thames

Departing Limehouse Marina

Look left, then right, then left again and go for it!
Seven boats all ready for setting off, Doris Katia, Anne Louise, Drawing Breath and Ernest were first to lock out followed by Peace of Pearce, Tarporley and Tastoma (us) were second out onto the Thames to join the fast moving ribs, river taxis and other passenger vessels for our trip up stream (with an incoming tide).

Mark at the tiller (hat protecting head from sun!)

Tarporley making her entrance

The head of the convoy (Doris Katia) followed by Anne Louise, Drawing Breath and Ernest.

Damn, they're fast (and cause quite a wash)





Choppy waters

Watch out for their speed cameras!


























The inflowing tidal current is quite obvious here



























































Just before Barnes Bridge, we saw the Dutch Barge Red Dragon approaching very quickly from behind. As they reached the middle arch (the accepted navigation channel), the skipper (a young female) appeared to make a last minute decision to change to the nearside arch. Unfortunately, due to the incoming tide, and their excessive speed, she lost control of the boat which hit the bridge pier broadside with quite a substantial knock. In an attempt to prevent the collision, the young male onboard had grabbed a large fender and had tried to place it between the boat and pillar. Unfortunately, he was not quite quick enough and was almost knocked overboard when the impact occurred. Even if he had been able to position the fender, it would not really have reduced the impact with ~30 tonnes of boat, flowing tide and speed versus the static concrete pillar. To make matters worse, he was not wearing a life jacket – silly boy!
Getting ready to about turn in case a rescue was required, I unfortunately did not manage to get a photo of the accident. After passing the bridge, the crew of Red Dragon coasted for approximately a minute before turning mid-stream and returning the way they had come. There appeared to be no outward structural damage to the boat, but such a knock would have been great enough to potentially knock the engine off its mountings, or at least break a few wine glasses (and dent their pride).

Needless to say Peace of Pearce kept a very wide berth!


We continued our journey upstream, eventually locking into Thames Lock at Brentford and back onto the calm waters of Grand Union. Although we had originally planned on mooring at The Fox (just below Hanwell Locks), we decided to take advantage of a quiet stretch of embankment just after Gallows Bridge and spend Saturday relaxing in the sun (another 26C!).










Looking back towards Brentford
Having had SEVEN days / nights on the boat, we had not had a drop of rain (at least none that I saw) – an unprecedented Spring. So, when SPCC announced an impromptu BBQ on Saturday, it was a fore gone conclusion, it was going to rain!
As I still had the remnants of the dreaded lurgi, after rejoining the Grand Union from the Thames, we decided to moor up at the first opportunity rather than head on to The Fox at Hanwell Locks (as the others had intended to). Just after Gallows Bridge, there were a couple of moored boats, followed by a very quiet length of canal – absolutely perfect. As we were still not too sure what we were doing about getting back home, we decided to stay where we were for most of Saturday – after all, it was another glorious sunny day.
Mid-morning, Margaret Gwalter telephoned to say that on Friday night, there had been a unanimous decision made (whilst in The Fox), that they would have a BBQ tonight (Saturday), and would we like to join them. Not wishing to miss out on our first BBQ of the year, we accepted the very kind offer and agreed to move our boat the remaining mile and lock and join them at The Fox. Being unprepared for a BBQ, using Google Street View, I managed to find a Sainsbury’s local within about 1 mile from the canal. Returning with the usual mix of salad, burgers etc, I prepared a rice salad, mixed a fresh salad and pre-cooked some potato wedges. At about 17:00 we set off for The Fox, and within about 30 minutes we were double breasted along with several other boats.
Just on the other side of the tow path, in a small open field, I could see a plume of smoke. Perfect, we had moored right next to the BBQ field. Just as I was securing the boat, I could have sworn I felt a drop of rain…
Within 5 minutes, the blue sky was replaced with black, and rather than using umbrellas to shade from the sun, they were now being used to fend off the downpour. To add to the entertainment, we had plenty of thunder claps and lightening.

Jan and ? (Peace of Pearce)

John Gwalter

Andrew Phasey - making sure his beer doesn't get watered down!

Margaret Gwalter and Bev Whalley

Chef Andrew Phasey

Andrew and John trying to work out what that was

Andrew starting his "speech"

Speak up Andrew, I can't hear you!

Now I know one of these glasses is mine...

... jus note surreee wiche wonne

Kevin listening very intently to what Andrew has to say

Andrew continuing his "speech"


... and the winner of this year's SPCC Cruiser of The Year...


... John and Margaret Gwalter on nb Ernest




Andrew and Margaret (waiting for John to find somewhere to put is glass down!)

"Is that one of those joke hand buzzers in your hand?"

"Yes"

"Well I put Super Glue on my hand"

"and I'm not letting go!"

"Phew, released"

"OK, over to you" "Speech"


The gathering (in the rain)!

































































































































